Charlie or Charles Johnson

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About me: 1) back in the late 70's or 80's I read an article in the national Men's mag "Hustler" about a female pornstar who was giving an interview, Beverly Morris, and she said "big dicks are prime" 2) back in the Winter of 1971 I bought an off brand national men's smut mag at a gas station when I was gassing up, and there was a fiction article in it that had an excerpt that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex," I do not do any illegal dope in my state...............I do not consume any tobacco products, including snuff or chewing tobacco, and never have, I am not a vegetarian, I drink vodka every afternoon to unwind, I do not own any pets, I do not cuss as a language such as say the word shit often as part of my speaking vocabulary unless I get mad about something, I am a half mile jogger and half mile walker on flat asphalt, I wear a birthday suit body look with no head jewelry, I take alot of vitamins and meds, I hardly ever eat sweets to watch my blood sugar at my age, I never eat out, including driving through a fast food place, I make my food at home to save money, I do my own yardwork usually unless tree work is required, the yardwork on 1/4 wooded acres gives me exercise, and I can't afford anyone to do my yardwork, I am 5'9" tall and have a stout build at 254 pounds with a penis size that is not enough to write home about thus I am not a happy camper in this my ephemeral first life so not much harm done time-wise compared to eternal life, having sex with another person is strictly forbidden to me in this life, there will be a sex afterlife for me that will include penis length enhancement, maybe I am a representative of an afterlife by showing photos and videos of how neglected my penis size is but shouldn't be, maybe pointing out that this place sucks irregardless of any religion governing it except the neolithic Hongshan Dynasty from NE China in 4 to 6,000 BC Sun god worship, since I am endowed with crumbs for cock size, I have to withstand a gauntlet of cunt parades and attractive shemale images just like Superman had to withstand a gauntlet of indian hatchets on one of the Superman episodes on tv back in the 60's, so that's what I mean when I say my life sucks, just what did I do to deserve an endowment of crumbs-size cock?...............I am not a modern religious person, I don't find anything to be religious about in this first life since this place sucks for me so much, the Sun god religion of the neolithic Hongshan dynasty in 4 to 6,000 BC in NE China is a religion to worship because of all the long cock sex sculptures, including cock sucking and backdoor on knees fucking, always heterosexual sex sculptures and no sex with animals sculptures, and round disc UFO flying saucer sculptures they made out of jade and meteorite with etched dots and lines maps of the 7 star Pleiades constellation on their undersides, they valued jade more than gold, I am glad their cool artifacts were recently found and that they are now older than the Ming dynasty in China which used to be the oldest, I have found that in colder Winter weather I don't function so well anymore like I did when I was younger, and when warmer weather arrives I feel much better, thus that's another reason why I worship the Hongshan Sun god, I do not go to sunworshiping resorts and never have, also I am impressed by dreams but don't find them particularly worshipable even though they are beyond my control to have them, but I still don't find them to be an authority like a god, sex is my authority , that takes up more of my time and is beyond my control to disregard or else I'd be lying, dreams are like having a little library of short stories to entertain me, I'll wait until the end of my life and my soul will be transported on one of the Hongshan UFOs to The Pleiades and then I will become a human again with correct long cock penis enhancement, I'm not interested in going to an afterlife of modern religion celibacy where they think prayer on knees is better than sex on knees, wow does modern religion ever try to brainwash weak susceptible minds to believe celibacy bullshit, not my mind, I have been neglected by modern religion too much, I'm not a sucker, I'm a fucker...in The Pleaides, a student of their' right now enduring the long cock and cunt parade sex gauntlet

About me

1) back in the late 70's or 80's I read an article in the national Men's mag "Hustler" about a female pornstar who was giving an interview, Beverly Morris, and she said "big dicks are prime" 2) back in the Winter of 1971 I bought an off brand national men's smut mag at a gas station when I was gassing up, and there was a fiction article in it that had an excerpt that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex," I do not do any illegal dope in my state...............I do not consume any tobacco products, including snuff or chewing tobacco, and never have, I am not a vegetarian, I drink vodka every afternoon to unwind, I do not own any pets, I do not cuss as a language such as say the word shit often as part of my speaking vocabulary unless I get mad about something, I am a half mile jogger and half mile walker on flat asphalt, I wear a birthday suit body look with no head jewelry, I take alot of vitamins and meds, I hardly ever eat sweets to watch my blood sugar at my age, I never eat out, including driving through a fast food place, I make my food at home to save money, I do my own yardwork usually unless tree work is required, the yardwork on 1/4 wooded acres gives me exercise, and I can't afford anyone to do my yardwork, I am 5'9" tall and have a stout build at 254 pounds with a penis size that is not enough to write home about thus I am not a happy camper in this my ephemeral first life so not much harm done time-wise compared to eternal life, having sex with another person is strictly forbidden to me in this life, there will be a sex afterlife for me that will include penis length enhancement, maybe I am a representative of an afterlife by showing photos and videos of how neglected my penis size is but shouldn't be, maybe pointing out that this place sucks irregardless of any religion governing it except the neolithic Hongshan Dynasty from NE China in 4 to 6,000 BC Sun god worship, since I am endowed with crumbs for cock size, I have to withstand a gauntlet of cunt parades and attractive shemale images just like Superman had to withstand a gauntlet of indian hatchets on one of the Superman episodes on tv back in the 60's, so that's what I mean when I say my life sucks, just what did I do to deserve an endowment of crumbs-size cock?...............I am not a modern religious person, I don't find anything to be religious about in this first life since this place sucks for me so much, the Sun god religion of the neolithic Hongshan dynasty in 4 to 6,000 BC in NE China is a religion to worship because of all the long cock sex sculptures, including cock sucking and backdoor on knees fucking, always heterosexual sex sculptures and no sex with animals sculptures, and round disc UFO flying saucer sculptures they made out of jade and meteorite with etched dots and lines maps of the 7 star Pleiades constellation on their undersides, they valued jade more than gold, I am glad their cool artifacts were recently found and that they are now older than the Ming dynasty in China which used to be the oldest, I have found that in colder Winter weather I don't function so well anymore like I did when I was younger, and when warmer weather arrives I feel much better, thus that's another reason why I worship the Hongshan Sun god, I do not go to sunworshiping resorts and never have, also I am impressed by dreams but don't find them particularly worshipable even though they are beyond my control to have them, but I still don't find them to be an authority like a god, sex is my authority , that takes up more of my time and is beyond my control to disregard or else I'd be lying, dreams are like having a little library of short stories to entertain me, I'll wait until the end of my life and my soul will be transported on one of the Hongshan UFOs to The Pleiades and then I will become a human again with correct long cock penis enhancement, I'm not interested in going to an afterlife of modern religion celibacy where they think prayer on knees is better than sex on knees, wow does modern religion ever try to brainwash weak susceptible minds to believe celibacy bullshit, not my mind, I have been neglected by modern religion too much, I'm not a sucker, I'm a fucker...in The Pleaides, a student of their' right now enduring the long cock and cunt parade sex gauntlet
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Charlie or Charles Johnson Personal information

  • I am:
    73 years old, male, heterosexual
  • From:
    Folly Beach, South Carolina, United States
  • Seeking:
    Nobody
  • Interests
    and fetishes:
  • Languages:
    English
  • Education:
    BA/BS (4 years college)
  • Occupation:
    retired
  • Income:
    Low
  • Relationship:
    Single
  • Kids:
    No, and do not want any
  • Religion:
    Alternative
  • Smoking:
    Never
  • Drinking:
    Most days
  • Star sign:
    Scorpio

What I look like

  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Body type:
    Athletic
  • Hair length:
    Medium
  • Hair color:
    Other
  • Eye color:
    Hazel
  • Height:
    5 ft 68 in (175 cm)

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