Cruel Face Slapping for a Weak Chair - Pastel Goddess

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A Goddess shouldn't have to deal with this. I'm so upset. I was just getting dressed to go on my date when my furniture started shaking . That's odd. I didn't think furniture could speak.

Published by PastelGoddess

Video Transcription

Time to get ready to go out!

I'm so excited, we're gonna have so much fun tonight.

Can I come?

Shut up, no.

I'm just a piece of furniture, of course you can't come.