Ông già Noel đang nghổn nghĩn vì âm hộ

Dear Santa, I'm really looking forward to your visit this year.

I am 18 now and all my friends have boyfriends except me.

They always talk about how they have the perfect boyfriend, but my ideal guy has always been

you, you jolly red-cheeked sweetheart.

I think you'd make the perfect boyfriend.