The Further Regression of Essie

"Helo, Mummy. Hello, hello, hello. Come and sit with Mummy, please."

What was we to set Mummy? I think we decided, didn't we?

"Come and sit on Step Mummy's knee. You can put that down, you won't be needing that.

Open wide, open wide. That's it. Especially sitting like that for Mummy, aren't you? You made Mummy do."

Now, you have been a very good girl recently, haven't you?