You have a tiny dick!

Honey, what are you doing?

It's so tiny, it's tiny, it's tiny, it's tiny, it's tiny, it's tiny, it's tiny, it'

What am I supposed to do with this little thing?

I'm ashamed. No, honey. Let's hide it.

You're right. Poor thing. I must be better with G. I can't be bad with this adorable little penis.